Fickle Fay

All things considered, Fickle Fay is actually a pretty powerful woman. Not only is she the top salesperson for several bottled water companies and gas stations (despite working only part of the year) but she's smooth enough to convince big greedy corporations to give their employees a "rain day." That she does all this while under the watchful eye of the media, which tirelessly reports her every move, is impressive. But the thing about Fay is that she sends mixed messages, which tend to confuse people ... so much so that anyone residing anywhere near an area she passes through is said to be living in "the cone of uncertainty" ... deep, deep uncertainty.

Dropped Fay in the ladies room at the Shell Station at Davie Boulevard and Andrews Avenue in Fort Lauderdale. She's leaning against the wall just behind the garbage container. Even from there, she can hear the cashier and customers talking about her, calling her names like "no-show" and "a joke" .... She just needs a moment of privacy, a little time to pull herself back together.