Ingrid of the Dark Shades

Ingrid was browsing the cereal section of Publix, trying to decide between the Crunchy Granola and the Lucky Charms when a complete stranger approached, looked directly into her eyes and said, "Ya know, the eyes are the window to the soul." Suddenly, Ingrid felt naked. If she'd known the eyes were the windows to her soul, she woulda put up some curtains or something. Now, she is known as Ingrid of the dark shades.

Ingrid is now lurking around the pay phone at the very empty and totally deserted CVS Pharmacy at the corner of 17th Street Causeway and Andrews Avenue in Fort Lauderdale. Careful if you go there. It's dark and lifeless, and just a little bit creepy, but you know, not all these little people can wind up in ice cream stores. And Ingrid, well, she's tougher than she looks.