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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Froggie's Rejection

Froggie was upset because he wanted to see Sex and the City, and even though all of the girls in his office were going, they insisted that no boys were allowed. Froggie wanted not to care, but he thought of those girls as his best friends. He was deeply hurt. All he wanted was to go to the movie with the girls and then out for Cosmos and laughter ... It's not like any of the guys in the office would go see Sex and the City with him. All they wanted to see was Indiana Jones and then, of course, they'd have to sit two seats away from him, so no one would think they were a couple. Afterwards, they'd slam beers and shots and play pool or watch sports or some ridiculously stupid shit. It's like they all watched too many idiotic movies about what men are supposed to be. Froggie believed that what they all seriously needed was a good cry and a cosmo.

Left Froggie in a basket at the Frog and Toad (Powerline Road near Cypress Creek Road) where he will surely fit right in among the hundreds of other frog and toad knick knacks. Plus, Froggie had an affinity for Quiz Night ... which is, as always, on Wednesday.


At 11:36 PM, Blogger Dan said...

This caught Monica off guard. After I explain what it is, hopefully Froggy will be displayed rightfully amongst his brethren at the F&T.

At 12:09 AM, Blogger Mary Tiler More said...

Long as Froggie finds a good home somewhere, he'll be happy. If you could take him to see Sex and the City, he'd probably deeply appreciate that, and maybe then out for a Cosmo. Thanks for the Froggie update.


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