Snip, Snip

While brunching at the Blue Moon one Sunday, Jaye was fortunate enough to be seated next to The Red Hat Ladies. She heard them talking about those jerks with the metal balls hanging off the back of their ridiculously big trucks. The littlest of the ladies said, "You know, if I was a bit younger, I'd hit the parking lots with my wire cutters and clip the balls off every damned one of them." The other ladies' all giggled and clinked their wine glasses. "You go, Gladys," one said.

That's about all Jaye needed to hear. Now her and her friends are having a contest to see who can clip the most truck balls in a month. Jaye has 27 (Don't ask about the odd number, as it's a long story). She and her friends are really happy to be doing something for The Red Hat Ladies. ... Especially this. They know where the Red Hat Ladies brunch now .... so when it's all over. They're going to crash their little brunch and surprise them with their extensive collection.

Dropped Jaye at the Village Well, off 17th Street in Fort Lauderdale. Hope all goes well for her. Fortunately, she's pretty tough.