Dances in Fitting Rooms

When Jaye tries on new clothes at the store, she sometimes dances around the fitting room ... just to see what her clothes look like while dancing ... and only buys skirts that swirl. But that's when she is feeling her best. Other times, she doesn't wanna go anywhere near those fitting rooms, cause there's something really unflattering about the lights in there. It kinda makes her not look that good. On those days, if she HAS to try on clothes, she closes her eyes while she is putting them on and then opens them once she's tucked into her new outfit. That way, there's no judging herself or scolding herself about how she really does need to get out and jog and exercise a wee bit more. Jaye decided that if she ever opens a little clothing store, or maybe a thrift store, she'll serve wine to her shoppers and there would be no fluorescent lighting in the fitting rooms, only the glow of cande light, 'cause everybody looks a little nicer by candlelight, don't ya think? Maybe music would be nice too. Speaking of music, I dropped Jaye off in a place where Frank Sinatra music was playing all night long ... Tedesco Pizzeria at 218 E. Commercial Blvd. in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea. It's a cool little place with reasonable prices, great service and some atmosphere. Jaye is hiding inside a cabinet, next to somebody's toothbrush, which she was pretty happy about because, after all, oral hygeine is very important.