Janie's Got a Jar

If Janie heard the word "awesome" one more time in her office, she was gonna scream. On Monday morning alone, she counted 27 "awesomes" ... and really, what could be so darned awesome on a Monday? Now Janie has established an "awesome-free zone" and obtained a jar. Every time someone says the word "awesome" in her presence, she orders them to put a dollar in her jar. Not that Janie has any authority, but people in her office are so accustomed to being ordered around that they generally just do as they're told. Janie is planning to take herself to one "awesome happy hour" on Frday, compliments of many dollars from co-workers in need of a thesaurus.

Dropped Janie at a phone booth (that doesn't work) at a recently abandoned CVS Pharmacy at the corner of Andrews Avenue and 17th Street, caddy-cornered from Broward General in Fort Lauderdale.