Darcy Thais One On (a punny exaggeration)
Dropped Darcy over at Suko Thai .... because she needed some healthy food and a bottle of Phuket beer, and now that she no longer had a job .... she had time to go out for a leisurely dinner, just not much money. She initially wasn't quite sure how to say Phuket and learned the hard way (by pronouncing it the way it looks like it sounds) that it's actually pronounced poo-get.
The story on Darcy: When Darcy refused to do slimy things to line the pockets of the greedy monstrous corporation that employed her, she lost her job. Her funds are running pretty low but Darcy is happier and more fulfilled than she has ever been. She can finally think clearly again.