Shifty-Eyed Sharon

Tiny tile-related stories have begun to emerge. Apparently, one of my tiles, titled Nothing 2 Hide, was used to raise a little money for charity. I like that so I left this one in the same location. And it's true ... shifty-eyed Sharon can definitely not be trusted. Her purse is chock full of little things she's stolen -- pens, lighters, even a gas station restroom key that's attached to a foot-long piece of wood with the word "ladies" on it. Sharon has a very big purse. She can't find anything in there ... but the collection keeps growing. My mom always said not to trust people with shifty eyes. She also said never to use any mayonnaise but Hellmans, because it really is the best.